The Episode About The Empire Strikes Back

Well here we are again. I'm usually writing this as quickly as possible to try to get it posted by Wednesday. The whole time my mind's racing in circles while I fight to stay focused and not think about the long hours left until the next episode. But not this week. No, instead the powers-that-be are giving us an awesome recap show. Thank you so freaking much because we haven't had a recap since the night of the Season 5 premiere.

But this is probably a good thing because I have no idea what the "story of the Oceanic 6" is. Seriously. WTF is up with this crap?? They must really think we are morons. Hell, Season 3 had three seperate recap episodes. Oh well. I guess it's a very small price to pay for having the greatest television show ever beamed directly to my television set.

So anyway, let's move onto this weeks point recap and please don't forget to read my intial thoughts here if you already haven't. Or you can read them again if you wish.

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Miles:

• Can hear and/or see how somebody died when he's near their corpse: +1
• Uses this ability to make some easy money: +5
• Couldn't figure out how to quickly erase a VHS tape: -1
• Tries to look like a punk rocker but ends up looking like an ass: -1
• And he seems to dislike country music. Jerk: -5
• What the hell is a fish taco?? Chicken and beef are the only things that belong in a taco: -2
• Wisely turns down Bram's offer of $0.00 to ditch Team Widemore and join Team Statue: +2

Net gain loss: -2
Total points: 114

Pierre Chang:

• Seems to a have a real issue with Polar Bears: -1
• But he does like Willy Nelson: +3
• That dead body that was brought to the Orchid? I'm guessing that he sent it off to god-knows-where with the donkey wheel: +1
• And that would certainly explain the smell in my old apartment: +1
• I really think he's looking forward to having that beer with Hurley: +1

Net gain loss: +5
Total points: 126

Hurley:

• Why the hell doesn't anybody deliver ham & cheese sandwiches to me at work?: -1
• Dude; just freaking tell Pierre that Mile's is his son. You know you want to. What's the worst that could happen: -1
• Now I know why The Empire Strikes Back is one of the top 5 movies ever made. Hurley wrote it. Sweet: +5

Net gain loss: +3
Total points: 50

Roger:

• Noticed that Ben was missing. I guess this could be considered an improvement on his part: +1
• Decides to get drunk at the playground instead of looking for Ben. Still an improvement in my eyes: +1
• Even in his constant drunken stupor he is slowly begining to realize that Kate is the devil: +1

Net gain loss: +3
Total points: 104

Kate:

• Is it just me or does it seems like she won't be happy until everybody on the Island has the clap: -1
• Exhibit "F"; watch this week as she continues to seduce Ben's dad: -1

Net gain loss: -2
Total points: 37

Sawyer:

• Finally gets the opportunity to punch somebody: +1
• And it was that douche Phil: +1
• And as always he's a man of priorities because right afterwards he smiles and tells Juliet to get some rope. Either Sawyer likes to be tied up or Phil is in for one rough night: +1

Net gain loss: +3
Total points: 168

Jack:

• Covered for Roger at work: +1
• Wait a minute; he'll cover Roger's shift at work so he won't get fired but a few hours ago he refused to save the life of a twelve year old. Dude's got major issues: -2

Net gain loss: -1
Total points: 95

Daniel:

• Our fearless leader has finally returned: +1
• And now he can go back to flirting with 12 year olds. Let us all pray that Charlotte is no longer on the Island: -1

Net gain loss: 0
Total points: 139