Lapidus:
Hey! Lapidus! Thanks for showing up: +5
Net Gain/Loss: 5
Total Points: 105
Hurley:
Doesn't want to lie. Instead wants to create a t.v. show about craphole Island: +1
Bluffs an attempt to tell Sayid that someday in the future he won't help him: -1
But at least he was sticking up for himself: +1
Causes Ana Lucia to appear on my television screen: -5
Plays weekend at Bernies with Sayid: +1
Takes an eternity to remember that Jack is a doctor and would probably be more helpful than Cheech: -1
Tells his mother the truth about everything that happened on the Island: +2
Throws hot pocket at Ben: -1
Remembers Sayid's advice to not trust Ben: +1
Forgets Ana Lucia's advice and runs to the cops to escape Ben. A move that will probably create a lame Prison Breakish plot: -20
Net Gain/Loss: -22
Total Points: 78
Jack:
Takes Locke's Advice for the first time ever and creates "The Lie": +5
Finally realizes that the Island is awesome and that he never wants to leave it once he finally returns: +5
Revives an unconscious Sayid: +2
Gets chocked by a confused Sayid: +1
Net Gain/Loss: 13
Total Points: 111
Aaron:
Still has a head that continues to grow at an alarming rate: -5
Net Gain/Loss: -5
Total Points: Seriously. How are they gonna fit that thing in the plane?
Kate:
Lets Aaron push the buttons in the elevator. Important early training for his future career of pushing buttons in a hatch: +2
Takes a timeout from running away from her latest drama so she have a tea with Sun: +1
Actually becomes offended when Sun implies that she would kill to protect Aaron. Even though she left a trail of bodies behind her before she got to the Island: -5
Net Gain/Loss: -2
Total Points: 104
Sun:
Actually chooses to have tea with Kate proving that she’s a better person than me: +1
Does her best to make Kate feel guilty for Jin’s death: +5
Continues the trend of confusing us and making it almost impossible to figure out her true intentions: -1
Net Gain/Loss: +5
Total Points: 105
Sayid:
Doesn’t back Hurley up in regards to the lie: -1
Loans Hurley 40 bucks: +1
Manages to still look cool while unconscious: +2
Chokes Jack upon waking up: +10
Eventually stops choking Jack: -5
Net Gain/Loss: +7
Total Points: 112
Ben:
Flushes perfectly good drugs down the toilet: +1
Shows us a softer side of Ben when he sticks up for Jack: +2
Dodges hot pocket attack with his Jedi powers: +1
Creeps Hurley out which results in Hurley surrendering to the cops: -4
Causes our brains to explode when we see that he’s working with/for Ms Hawking: +20
Net Gain/Loss: +20
Total Points: 122
Ms Hawking
Quits her job selling jewelry to become a Druid: +2
Net Gain/Loss: +2
Total Points: 102
Frogurt:
Gives Sawyer a shirt: +1
Fails to give Sawyer some shoes: -1
Calls Sawyer an inbred: -2
Acts like a complete jerk and gets on everybody’s nerves: -3
Helps the Others collect flaming arrows: -95
Net Gain/Loss: -100
Total Points: 0
Faraday:
Continues to let Charlotte think that she’s going to be fine: +2
Has MacGyverish like backpack filled with gadgets that can be used to find their way off the island: +1
Net Gain/Loss: +3
Total Points: 127
Sawyer:
Completes his shirt-finding quest: +1
Fails to complete his shoe-finding quest: -1
Nicknames Faraday “Dr Wizard”: +2
Leads survivors away from flaming arrows of death: +2
Steps on dangerous twig: -2
Opens up the possibility of him traveling way, way back in time, losing a toe due to an infection in his foot, doing something heroic to save the Island, dying while doing said heroic dead, and finally, having a four-toe statue built in his honor: +5
Net Gain/Loss: +7
Total Points: 118
Charlotte:
Ignores the hunger pains of the other survivors and only buys 2 mangos at the store: -2
Shares one of those mangos with Faraday: +1
Net Gain/Loss: -1
Total Points: 99
Miles:
Corrects Sawyer on Faraday’s “Dr. Wizard” nickname: -1
Uses his mystery ghost powers to find a dead boar (but only three hours dead): +5
Net Gain/Lost: +4
Total Points: 104
Locke:
Uses rocks to knock down 2 of the men attacking Sawyer and Juliette: +2
Tosses knife into the stomach of one of those above mentioned men: +5
Net Gain/Loss: +7
Total Points: 116
