Jughead

Desmond:
  • Finds a doctor to deliver the baby: +10
  • Jinxes himself by asking, "Why in god's name would I ever go back there" thus making it almost certain that he will end up back on the Island: -1
  • Arrives at Oxford to deliver Daniel's message: +1
  • Can't remember what year he visited Daniel: -1
  • Rocks some awesome sunglasses and manages to make himself look even more awesome than he already does: +2
  • Meets sister of a girl that Farady put into a coma: +1
  • Fails to ask her if she knows where he can Faraday's mum: -1
  • Learns that Charles Widemore is Faraday's benefactor and manages to not pass out from shock unlike myself: +2
  • Barges into Widemore's office because he's Desmond and he can do whatever he wants: +2
  • Gets the address of Faraday's mother from Widemore: +1
  • Lies to Penny: -1
  • But tells her the truth immediately after she calls him on it: +1
  • Net Gain/Loss: +16
    Total Points: 129
    Penny:
  • Gives birth to healthy bouncing baby: +5
  • Doesn't let Desmond turn his back on his mission to find Faraday's mother: +2
  • Net Gain/Loss: +7
    Total Points: 107
    Charlie Hume:
  • Free points for being born! +100
  • Fails to come out of womb looking like Barry Gibb: -5
  • Is named after Charlie Pace: +10
  • Net Gain/Loss: 100
    Total Points: 105
    Miles:
  • Notices claymore in ground thus saving the lives everbody in the scene who has a name: +5
  • Nominates Faraday as their leader when confronted by the Others: -1
  • Uses his mystery powers and discovers 4 recently dead U.S. soldiers: +2
  • Fails to discover what year it is with said power: -1
  • Net/Gain Loss: +5
    Total Points: 109
    Faraday:
  • Still refuses to tell Charlotte that she's about to be no longer of this world: -1
  • Has an ex-girlfriend whom he used as a lab rat: -1
  • Left her unstuck in time and in a coma: -1
  • Tells Richard that he can dismantle the hydrogen bomb: +2
  • Tells Richard that he's in love with Charlotte: +3
  • Fails to notice that Charlotte is standing next to him: -1 (awkward...)
  • Gets to the hydrogen bomb and realizes that it may be beyond repair: +1
  • Tells Ellie the Other to bury the bomb in lead and concrete: +2
  • But this may be what was under the Swan Station and may be what caused the incident: -2
  • Tells Ellie about how he's from the future which probably serves at the starting point for a lot of the things that are going to happen during the next 50 years: +???
  • Holds a bleeding Charlotte during what will probably turn out to be her final moments on the island: +2
  • Net Gain/Loss: +4
    Total Points: 131
    Charlotte:
  • Seemed to be pleased that Faraday is in love with her: +5
  • Begins the Minkowski seizure of death: -5
  • Is most likely no longer going to be alive on the island: -99
  • Net Gain/Loss: -99
    Total Points: 0
    Sawyer:
  • Asks Juliette the age-old question," (do you) wanna stay here in Crazytown or help me rescue the geek?": +5
  • Net Gain/Loss: +5
    Total Points: 123
    Juliette:
  • Actually does something to earn some points this week: +1
  • Lets us know that the military men are Others and speaks Latin to them: +2
  • Fails to speak to them in Pig Latin: -2
  • Passed Others 101 while on the Island: +1
  • Tells us that Richard has always been on the Island and that he's old: +5
  • On second thought, that answer was a little too vague: -2
  • Net Gain/Loss: +5
    Totat Points: 105
    Locke:
  • Doesn't shoot Widemore because "he's one of my people": +2
  • Tells Richard that Jacob sent him: +5
  • Should have told Richard that Taller Ghost Walt sent him: -1
  • Gives Richard the compass back:+1
  • But Richard will give it to John in 50 years: -1
  • But than he'll give it back to him again: +1
  • Plays the "I'm your leader" card with Richard: +1
  • Causes our brains to explode by telling Richard to visit him in the hospital in 2 years to witness his birth: +10
  • Time travels away before he can learn how to get off the Island: -1
  • Net Gain/Loss: +17
    Total Points: 133
    Richard:
  • Shows up not looking like a homeless hippy: +1
  • Makes young Widemore look stupid in front of the other Others: +1
  • Doesn't shoot Locke despite Locke proclaiming that he's their leader: +1
  • Clues us all in when he tells us that the selection process for their leaders begins at a very, very young age: +5 (uh how about negative 2 years old because in a sense that's how old Locke is at this point)
  • Visits Locke in the future because of this meeting that occured in the past: +10
  • Takes compass from Locke that he will give to Locke in the future so that Locke can give it back to him in the past: +5
  • Net Gain/Loss: +23
    Total Points: 149
    Charles Widemore:
  • Is/Was a freaking Other: +15
  • Is unaware that he's death-proof because he's still alive in 50 years thus he can never die in the past: +10
  • Snaps the kneck of his fellow Other to shut him up: -2
  • Escapes: +1
  • Calls Locke an old man and thinks that Locke doesn't know the Island as well as he does: -5
  • Allows Locke and crew to follow him back to the camp: +1
  • Confirms that he is indeed Charles Widemore: +5
  • Is completely unaware of how lightheaded he made the viewers when he confirmed it: -5
  • Is completely unsurprised to see Desmond: +2
  • Fails to offer Desmond scotch: -2
  • Gives Desmond the address of Faraday's mom: +1
  • Tells Desmond to go back into hiding afterwards and keep Penny safe: +1
  • Net Gain/Loss: +22
    Total Points: 122
    Ellie:
  • Appears to flirt with Faraday: +5
  • Is probably Faraday's mother which makes the flirting a bit wrong: -6

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